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/substanceBreakling reply @JoeLange /substance 2026-09-11
Words matter. If you don’t understand why Trump and Bessent use the words “dividend” and “assets,” then you should look up their definitions. They are doing it for a reason and have been using those two “words” since Trump was sworn in. The people criticizing Trump for suggest…
Words matter. Trump and Bessent say “dividend” and “assets” on purpose. They created a Sovereign Wealth Fund and bought stakes in Intel and mining companies on the public’s behalf. So I don’t expect a one-time check; I expect yearly or quarterly dividends paid from tariffs and fund profits. The tax cuts already signal the direction: the country ran on tariffs before the income tax, and these checks are the bridge back to that. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author’s and are not independently verified.
/substanceBreakling reply @OccupyDemocrats /substance 2026-09-11
BREAKING: Fox News host makes JD Vance SQUIRM by confronting him over Trump's insane attempt at "bribing voters" with a fake promise of $5,000 if MAGA wins the midterms. You can practically smell his sweat through your screen... "So, Mr. Vice President, the Trump dividend raise…
Bret Baier pressed JD Vance on Trump’s $5,000 promise: $1.3 trillion, the deficit, inflation, and critics calling it vote-buying. Vance called it a dividend from tariff revenue. But tariffs are a tax on consumers, the payout needs Congress, and the DOGE dividend and $2,000 tariff rebate never arrived. If the money exists, why wait until after the midterms? Conditioning it on a Republican win is what makes it a bribe. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author’s and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @mmpadellan /calmify 2026-09-11
I don't know who needs to hear this, but offering to "pay off" 245,000,000 Americans for their vote is CORRUPT AF, and it doesn't matter if you call it a "dividend." It's f*cking BRIBERY. Besides, he breaks ALL his "promises" anyway. #CorruptTrumpRegime https://t.co/RxtltcboUC
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but offering to pay 245,000,000 Americans for their vote is corrupt, and it doesn’t matter if you call it a “dividend.” It’s bribery. Besides, he breaks his promises anyway.
/calmifyBreakling reply @mikepat711 /calmify 2026-09-11
Siri is such an insane fucking disgrace that it makes me want to just throw all of my Apple products across the universe. I really hope the new iOS update fixes this. Literally can’t get this dumbfuck to even read me off a reminders list without totally messing it up multiple…
Siri is such an embarrassment right now that it makes me want to throw all of my Apple products across the universe. I really hope the new iOS update fixes this. I can’t even get it to read me off a reminders list without totally messing it up multiple times.
/calmifyBreakling reply @AnnieForTruth /calmify 2026-09-11
What a pathetic, desperate and despicable POS! Dumpy says he will give each adult U.S. citizen $5,000 if the Republicans win the midterms! This is bribery and illegal. 🤬 His MAGA cult are still waiting for their $5,000 DOGE check and 2,000 tariff rebate! What a bunch of morons!…
What a desperate move. Trump says he will give each adult U.S. citizen $5,000 if the Republicans win the midterms. To me that is bribery, and I’d call it illegal. His supporters are still waiting for their $5,000 DOGE check and $2,000 tariff rebate. Why would anyone believe this one?
/substanceBreakling reply @CinemaShogun /substance 2026-09-11
OMG 😮 Candace Owens tries to pull off her worst acting job yet‼️ Watch 👀 as she tries to muster up some fake tears while revealing that for the past year she’s been ignoring her own husband while talking to Charlie Kirk in a journal. And of course her journal entries are ab…
Candace Owens’ tearful reveal that she spent the past year writing to Charlie Kirk in a journal reads like acting to me. The entries are about dreams and betrayal, with digs at Ben Shapiro. It looks assembled to pull on her audience’s heartstrings, one more attempt to make everything about her. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author’s and are not independently verified.
/substanceBreakling reply @maddenifico /substance 2026-09-11
Yes, Trump pocketed 9/11 cash even though his 40 Wall Street building in Lower Manhattan suffered ZERO damage. Other sleazy building owners did it too. He told a reporter the place wasn't hit, then stuck his hand out anyway. What's truly disgusting is what the serial lying conma…
Trump took 9/11 reimbursement money for 40 Wall Street after telling a reporter the building wasn’t hit. He then publicly pledged $10,000 to the Twin Towers Fund, and the city comptroller found no record of that donation in the year after the attacks. First in line when the government was writing checks. Nowhere to be found when it was his turn. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author’s and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @KatyKray73 /calmify 2026-09-11
It must be the Albo-rhythms! This pathetic loser, our PM, keeps lying to us. It’s the hard right. It’s the algorithms. It’s the last government. Anyone but himself and his horrible government. Tick tock Magoo! ⏰ 😡 https://t.co/…
It must be the Albo-rhythms! Our weak PM keeps misleading us. It’s the hard right. It’s the algorithms. It’s the last government. Anyone but himself and his failing government. Tick tock, Albo. ⏰
/substanceBreakling reply @MDymore /substance 2026-09-10
So the traitor and the fraud are upset they have not been publicly acknowledged as 'members of the Royal family' - maybe that is because the fraud has never shown any respect for any living member of our Royal Family. What difference did it make when our late Queen DID acknowle…
Harry and Meghan are upset at not being publicly acknowledged as members of the Royal family. But our late Queen did acknowledge them, in writing, as much loved members of her family, and it changed nothing: they still accused her family of racism, of ignoring Meghan's pleas for help and of denying Archie a title, and sold those claims to Oprah and Netflix. Demanding respect for a Royal title while showing none to the Queen who gave it is the whole problem. Actions have consequences. Sometimes they take six years. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/substanceBreakling reply @TonemanLives /substance 2026-09-10
Susan Rice said the quiet part out loud. She is threatening everyone in big business and big tech who has sided with Trump and invested in America. Think about this for a moment. The party of violence, assassinations and rigged elections is now threatening those who have invest…
Susan Rice said the quiet part out loud: she is warning big business and big tech that Democrats will not forget who sided with Trump and walked away from DEI. That is a threat, and it should be taken seriously. If Democrats win the midterms, they will use that power. We have until November to keep them out, pass the SAVE Act and make the elections too big to rig. And the evidence we already hold against very guilty people should finally go to a grand jury. They put innocent people away; we have not arrested one of them. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @IhabHassane /calmify 2026-09-10
This woman hates nothing more than being fact-checked and corrected by an actual Palestinian. She’s an absolute clown and a grifter. https://t.co/ysKfIFTECY
This woman cannot stand being fact-checked and corrected by an actual Palestinian. She's a grifter. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/substanceBreakling reply @hisbelovedsleep /substance 2026-09-10
Unless you’re one of the many far-right nationalists who seems to exclusively get their holiday news from the KamalaHQ twitter account, you know that today marks 1 year since the assassination of Charlie Kirk, followed tomorrow by the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Both tragedies hav…
Conspiracy theories about Charlie Kirk's death went mainstream overnight, and the same media that once treated this kind of thing as dangerous misinformation is happy to amplify it now that the target is Trump and his base. The online right falls for it because it has replaced politics with content. Kirk's model was the opposite: recruit students, build chapters, register voters, raise money, move institutions. That is why the GOP moved right on immigration over ten years, from a 2013 autopsy urging amnesty to a 2025 show titled "Deportations Aren't Enough". Faux radicalism, where nothing achievable is ever radical enough, keeps you edgy and harmless. Trump's second term is doing things we were told could not be done. The way to continue Kirk's work is real-world organizing and loyalty to the vehicle we have, not chasing viral quote tweets. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/substanceBreakling reply @David90shaw /substance 2026-09-10
🚨 BREAKING HUMILIATION: FRANCE THREATENS TO SCRAP MIGRANT DEAL AS DESPERATE ANDY BURNHAM PLEADS WITH MACRON! Look at the sheer, embarrassing desperation of Britain's Prime Minister on the world stage today. France is officially on the verge of tearing up the one in one out mig…
France is on the verge of tearing up the one in one out migrant deal, and Andy Burnham is left pleading with Macron to save it. The scheme returned four percent of small boat arrivals while Britain took the same number of asylum seekers in exchange. Over 32,000 migrants crossed the Channel under it, and we paid France hundreds of millions to police its own beaches. Now Paris says the policy does not work, and our Prime Minister is begging for a failed deal. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/substanceBreakling reply @Levonaxper /substance 2026-09-10
🔥🔥IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL 🔥🔥 This is the end of PlayStation era. The official PlayStation post announcing that they were killing physical discs has reached over 185 million views. Almost every YouTube video covering the subject blows up, often reaching at least 200.000–300…
This is the end of the PlayStation era. The PlayStation post announcing the end of physical discs passed 185 million views, and every video or post on the subject blows up. Nobody can call that a small minority. The GTA VI trailer's 200 million views were not "a few people who care" either. Some will buy a PlayStation no matter what, but they will be the minority. A company is setting itself on fire in front of us. #NoDiscNoBuy Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @harryjsisson /calmify 2026-09-10
I’m watching Trump’s convention speech and it’s a complete disaster. He looks like crap, he’s going off script, and he’s rambling incoherently. This is going to completely backfire on MAGA!
I'm watching Trump's convention speech and it is going badly. He looks tired, he is off script, and he is rambling. This is going to backfire on MAGA.
/calmifyBreakling reply @hasanthehun /calmify 2026-09-10
john fetterman stroked into an identical position to many centrist dems on here but he’s an embarrassing envoy so they all have to act like he’s still a berniecrat left populist
John Fetterman has moved to a position identical to many centrist Democrats on here, but he is an awkward messenger, so they all have to act like he is still a Bernie-style left populist.
/calmifyBreakling reply @mehdirhasan /calmify 2026-09-10
You are beyond dumb, that is me responding to a fellow pro-Israel extremist of yours also telling me to leave the US, so I simply returned the compliment. Nice try! Better luck next time.
You have this wrong. That was me responding to a pro-Israel hardliner on your side who had also told me to leave the US, so I replied in kind. So this one does not hold up. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @UltimaShadowX /calmify 2026-09-10
Sony rugpulling Kojima is fucking diabolical work, for what fucking reason would you have to do this besides sheer arrogance.
Sony rugpulling Kojima is nefarious. What reason could you possibly have for this besides arrogance?
/calmifyBreakling reply @KoalaZKai /calmify 2026-09-10
AFTER ALL THIS BULLSHIT WITH PRICE INCREASES, KILLING PHYSICAL MEDIA, AND NOT HAVING A SINGLE GAME TO LOOK FORWARD TO YOU STILL FUCKED UP A KOJIMA PARTNERSHIP??? WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLAYSTATION??? WHAT DO YOU DO??? ARE YOU GONNA GREENLIGHT ANOTHER 7 MARVEL AND GOD OF WAR GAMES???
After all the price increases, the end of physical media, and not a single game to look forward to, you still broke a Kojima partnership? What do you have, PlayStation? What do you do? Are you going to greenlight another seven Marvel and God of War games? Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @anatoliisharii /calmify 2026-09-10
Zelensky said that his plane was “almost hit” by a drone. And now all the European news is already flooded with this bullshit. Guys, you can’t possibly be this stupid. You can’t possibly be such stupid, degenerate donkeys. What the fuck is wrong with you? Read the comments fro…
Zelensky said his plane was "almost hit" by a drone. And now all the European news is flooded with this story. You can't possibly be this credulous. What is wrong with you? Read the comments from Ukrainians under these news stories. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @kobratrading /calmify 2026-09-10
Only televising whatever bullshit song the "black national anthem" is BEFORE the REAL NATIONAL ANTHEM is a fucking disgrace and the @NFL should be fucking ashamed of themselves. ESPECIALLY on out 250th anniversary. 🖕 Fuck you @NFL & fuck you @Seahawks 🖕 Woke fafggot asshol…
Televising the "black national anthem" before the national anthem, and only that, is a disgrace, and the NFL should be ashamed of itself. Especially in our 250th anniversary year. Shame on the NFL and the Seahawks. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @Adikastakes /calmify 2026-09-10
All Premier League teams have won their games. Trust Man United to disgrace us again tomorrow
Every Premier League team has won their game. Trust Man United to let us down again tomorrow.
/calmifyBreakling reply @donwinslow /calmify 2026-09-10
"RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION oil prices are going to be tumbling downward" This is such bullshit. It's not even smart bullshit. It lacks any effort. It signals my voters are so stupid I can tell them it will happen AFTER they vote and they will accept it. https://t.co/pSPFaMnXAL
"RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION oil prices are going to be tumbling downward" This is nonsense. It's not even clever nonsense. It lacks any effort. It signals: my voters are so gullible I can tell them it will happen AFTER they vote and they will accept it.
/calmifyBreakling reply @MatthewNichol5 /calmify 2026-09-10
Scumbag actors Brad Garrett and Noah Wyle donated to Socialist James Talarico who believes there are six genders. Fuck you Brad and Noah you both are pieces of shit. https://t.co/yu4UQHhz9N
Actors Brad Garrett and Noah Wyle donated to James Talarico, a socialist who believes there are six genders. Shame on you, Brad and Noah. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @shawzsav /calmify 2026-09-10
The problem with society is stupid people. That’s literally it. Without stupid idiots we’d be fine
The problem with society is ignorance. That's literally it. Without wilful ignorance we'd be fine.
/calmifyBreakling reply @HealthRanger /calmify 2026-09-10
I used to call for Trump to resign because he was incompetent, idiotic and dishonest. Now he's just EMBARRASSING. The longer he stays president, the dumber our whole country looks to the rest of the world. Trump promising to hand out $5,000 to every American if the GOP wins th…
I used to call for Trump to resign because I thought he was incompetent and dishonest. Now he is just embarrassing. The longer he stays president, the worse our whole country looks to the rest of the world. Trump promising to hand out $5,000 to every American if the GOP wins the midterms is the most desperate ploy I have seen in American politics. (It is also a solid reason to buy gold and silver, since it suggests he intends to debase the currency further.) If the GOP really wanted to win the midterms, they would impeach Trump and earn some vindication for it. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @AleDowund /calmify 2026-09-10
Victoria, the State of Disgrace Moral Bankruptcy, Corruption and Indecency. This Regime must be obliterated eradicated annihilated wiped out pulverised into dust at next elections https://t.co/99DQVjnUZy
Victoria, a state in disgrace: moral bankruptcy, corruption and indecency. This government must be swept out completely at the next election. Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/calmifyBreakling reply @TomiLahren /calmify 2026-09-10
Talarico is full of shit. You don’t go from the wokest of the woke LGBTQ bullshit to “moderate” in 3 months. Fool me once…
I don't buy Talarico's shift. You don't go from the far left of LGBTQ politics to "moderate" in three months. Fool me once…
/calmifyBreakling reply @emilykschrader /calmify 2026-09-09
How could the scumbag of the week be anyone other than Ed Miliband? The pathetic simpleton who thinks he can save his own skin by pandering to Islamists. This week on #TheQuad on @JNS_org https://t.co/FRZjcWpKPd
How could the villain of the week be anyone other than Ed Miliband? The shameless politician who thinks he can save his own skin by pandering to Islamists. This week on #TheQuad on @JNS_org Tone rewrite only. Claims remain the author's and are not independently verified.
/substanceBreakling reply @cafkafk /substance 2026-09-09
Let me do one serious post chat, and I'll resume shitposting. This is important to make explicitly clear. Two weeks ago, fellow Dane, David Heinemeier Hansson (@dhh) went on a public tirade about Nix and the Linux ecosystem. "Goddamn maniacs." "Clowns." "Goblins." "Cancer." …
Two weeks ago DHH called Nix people clowns, goblins and a cancer, and in the same breath called Nix amazing technology. Now he is building his distribution on NixOS. Criticize NixOS all you like. But packaging, security, infrastructure and review are the work, and his project is a configuration layer on top of it. He depends on the people he mocked. Welcome to NixOS, David. Understand what you are standing on.